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Uncle me once w/ Lance Corporal Scott Bukkake
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Uncle me once w/ Lance Corporal Scott Bukkake

Blahcast 69: In which we pretend to be nicer than we are

This week I was joined by Lance Corporal Scott Bukkake to discuss the 1994 film Clifford, starring Martin Short. The film chronicles one young boy’s single-minded dedication and desire to visit a theme park called Dinosaur World and the zany hijinks and destruction he gets up to on the way. We also discuss why it’s better to side with antiheroes and check your morals at the door and why every single last man who works in Hollywood is gay.

Bukkake’s most recent piece, Why Poly People Look Like That can be be found here:

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Why Poly People Look Like That
It’s a very funny joke, because anyone who uses the internet kind of knows what you’re talking about. Poly people are ugly. They are ugly little sex freaks who won’t shut the fuck up about the system of cuckoldry they operate within, while people make wojaks of their worst facial expressions from the video they decided needed to be made about it…
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Topics discussed:

  • Clifford (1994)

  • Any Ever (2011)

  • The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia (2009)

  • P Diddy

  • Bed Stuy

  • The fast-paced world of linen sales and CDLs

  • Trying to interrupt an armed robbery

  • Jewish waiters

  • Hollywood dog actors

  • Joey Fatone’s Maine Senate candidacy

  • Selling your bussy

  • Arsenio Hall (Pamela Anderson’s ex bf?)

  • Having lots of gfs even though you suck

  • High-achieving and under-appreciated women

  • Looking like you’re not to be fucked with

  • Columbia Heights

  • Jim Goad

  • Lavell Crawford

  • The Matthew Shepard myth

  • Being dedicated and talented at having sex

  • Millennial mommies + zoomer fuckboys

  • The 27 Club

  • Does cocaine boost your IQ?

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