Omg I get to be the first to comment on this banger. “While I, myself, am an angel, trainers are often late to the session, late on rent, and late on the period. And when they aren’t, sometimes they lie to extort pity or $$$ from you, their client. Sometimes, if they’re a tall dreamy Slovakian gentleman, it’s a clandestine offer to exchange sex for cash, which I’m sad to say, says more about the scruples of trainers than Slovaks.” 🤣🤣 bro .
Omg I get to be the first to comment on this banger. “While I, myself, am an angel, trainers are often late to the session, late on rent, and late on the period. And when they aren’t, sometimes they lie to extort pity or $$$ from you, their client. Sometimes, if they’re a tall dreamy Slovakian gentleman, it’s a clandestine offer to exchange sex for cash, which I’m sad to say, says more about the scruples of trainers than Slovaks.” 🤣🤣 bro .
Dick too big, hard to carry around.
I don't have enough room on my shelf to display all five of my Emmy awards
For real though it sucks to be unable to open Grindr without getting 30 messages immediately. Makes it impossible to keep track of anyone.
you're getting a lot of mileage out of those dana dubois quotes
When people want attention you can just give it to them.