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GLO's avatar

The contemporary American woman blitzed her ovaries with birth control, Plan B, Fauci Blot Clot Juice, Seed Oils, bad sleep and maybe even anti depressants. American Women, most of Obease don't have a Sex Drive which is why they are incapable of telling you what is sexually attractive.

Given that the contemporary American Femoid has no libido to judge the male physical with, the best she can do is judge men based off their ability to buy her useless garbage.

Which man is the most attractive? The one who can buy me the most made in China premium branded useless garbage. So probably the fat one.

The fat one is hotter because he spends more time in the wagecage.

The only people who we can trust to accurately judge the male physique are gay men and free range Jungle Latinas with healthy functioning ovaries.

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Ancient Problemz's avatar

An astute observation.

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Cylinder_Unharmed's avatar

Which picture is more attractive? The one that signals higher social status.

Beyond that, the body isn't terribly relevant as long as it's relatively fit.

Shredded underwear pic in oddly lit locker room = trying too hard, not masculine, socially 'weird', "he probably can't even eat pizza with me". Husky gym pic = fit, confident, sporty.

Now imagine if he was as ripped as in the pic on the right, but he just ripped his shirt off rockstar style on stage during his world tour. Suddenly it's cool and hot again. It's all about context.

Or, maybe women are just lying. Social desirability bias is real.

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Igor's avatar

Typically, Vanity is unattractive in men and neutral in women(in straight contexts). He didn’t post abs, he posted abs in context of 12 week long self obsession. Would he post having abs accidentally, by preparing for a rowing competition- responses would have been totally different.

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JS.Hardy's avatar

Part about the rockstar on stage is the best take ive heard. Both sides of the debate are wrong and right at the same time.

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Havblue's avatar

He was giving off a "sweatin to the oldies" vibe in the after. So he needed to wear better clothing or get a better haircut.

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Dmitry's avatar

biofoundationalism mentioned. good post brother.

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Ancient Problemz's avatar

Welcome to Sexstack.

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Lirpa Strike's avatar

"And good news for bald guys, being bald never stopped me from getting cute girls either. My dad was a fat bald dude and women loved him because he knew how to talk. It just never occurred to me that not having hair would be any kind of impediment. I’ve just seen too many funny guys finesse it."

Can confirm. My husband is bald and hilarious and all his exes are hot.

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Mikala Jamison's avatar

QUESTION do you think *women* who regularly lift code as more left-leaning?

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Ancient Problemz's avatar

I don’t think it’s necessarily about the lifting. It think it’s more nuanced like bodybuilding is not going to attract the same time of person/woman as kettlebell sport or CrossFit. I think the demo of who does CrossFit, for instance, has changed over 20 years so there’s also a temporal dimension.

But here’s my quick and dirty answer:

If you are a powerlifter or bodybuilding female/physique competitor I would bet that you would skew more to the right than you would if you did not participate but that doesn’t necessarily mean you would be a republican, just more right than you would have been. I find that many large and or strong people who play in these sports are usually pretty libertarian. They are highly agentic so it makes sense.

If you are into Pilates, yoga, capoeira, you will skew more to the left as these make a tasty cocktail of UMC white affinity groups with exoticism and third worldism.

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Mikala Jamison's avatar

need to ask my sister in law, who is a pro bodybuilder (& lib) what she's noticed in this regard. think this also has a lot to do with the gym population where I live (incredibly blue)

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Ancient Problemz's avatar

No one who wears itty bitty underwear on stage is going to be a dyed in the wool conservative all the way for obvious reasons so I’m interested to hear back. Plus there’s the illicit substances thing. I feel like they are gun + drug people typically so I am hedging with libertarian but I have also lived in places like Fl, TX, NJ, BK.

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Laggy's avatar

“Side boob”

Strongest possible close to a great read

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Cheirophilus's avatar

Thinking that any of this tells you anything about the specifics of female physique preference is just plain wrong.

https://www.cheirophilus.com/p/on-before-and-after-gym-transformations

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Ancient Problemz's avatar

I think I saw a nice post you did about booby proportions the other day.

I don’t think we’re really disagreeing here. I do write, “both pics should dry the pussy of any woman who isn’t a medieval peasant …”

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Cheirophilus's avatar

Fair enough. And thank you.

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Apoc🌕's avatar

Careful

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Ancient Problemz's avatar

Is this your way of threatening to send me a picture of your total body transformation?

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Apoc🌕's avatar

A reverse body transformation where I get more and more morbidly obese with a satirical quality to it would be ideal...

Unfortunately, even I am not that committed to the bit

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