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Some of my favorite Jews

Part 1

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Jan 19, 2026
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Jews have infiltrated banking, finance, entertainment, real estate, academia and media all over the world. Often disparaged as “shape-shifters” this minority group punches above its weight, with its members slipping in and out of their natural presentation at will. Here are some of my favorites.

A hero dreams of sushi.

Jared Taylor

Few know this but from 1968-1972, Jared Taylor studied at the oldest yeshiva in Tokyo. Graduating with mastery of the Talmud and a more practical degree in MohelJitsu, he’s rumored to have circumcised 11% of Richmond, Virginia upon repatriating to the U.S. But, like all tradesmen, you can locate a minority of people who have experienced the junior and still-developing artistry of their craft within walking distance of their trade school, with some of Taylor’s early patrons forming a constellation of old stars, eager to show you the products of a man who appreciates japs of all kinds, from Amy Wax to Yukio Mishima. Don’t let his accent fool you. The lilt is gentle but that verbal is 100% Ashkenazi.

Kanye West

Like Schoenberg, Gershwin, and Bernstein before him, Kanye West continues the tradition of Jewish excellence in music, infusing the American hip hop tradition with elements of jazz, congenital depression, and imagining what it would be like to fuck a black girl. While Woody Allen and Soon-Yi would go on to exemplify a certain combination of Jew and gentile along with a real SEO of XVideos categories, Kanye West leads in more typical types of shiksa, always returning to a certain kind of bandaid-colored brunette in the same way that every painter has a palette by which he accesses the sublime.

Shlomo “Richard” Hanania

Only Razib Khan knows Hanania’s true makeup. He purports to be Palestinian but, unlike Gazans, there is nothing even remotely sympathetic about him. Suspiciously, it

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