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Into the Forbidden Closet of Mystery w/ Kryptogal
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Into the Forbidden Closet of Mystery w/ Kryptogal

Blahcast 34: In which you matter forever

To matter forever, you need to matter to those who don’t care. And if that strikes you as sad, be sad.

~Chuck Klosterman, But What If We’re Wrong?

Everyone’s favorite potty-mouthed lawyer,

, returns for her third appearance on the Blahcast. In this episode, she tells a story about going to a strip club with her mom’s employees and I talk about my training client getting his nudes ransomed after a brief jaunt in El Salvador. We also talk about ’s square, stubbly jaw and the etymology of his name.

You can find Kate’s first two appearances here:

Dysgenics at the Zoo w/ Kryptogal

Dysgenics at the Zoo w/ Kryptogal

***Big thanks to IndustrialBrah for creating "Trigger Problemz," the Ancient Problemz Blahcast anthem.***

I'm gonna marry you, bitch

I'm gonna marry you, bitch

This week I sat down with Kryptogal (Kate, if you like) to discuss the 1990’s party scene, drugs, alcohol, the 1999 film Go, and the film genre known as the teenybopper. Colloquially known as the Alan Dershowitz of Staceys, Kate is a Gen X lawyer by day and poaster by night, often evoking the sorts of dark truths Robert Greene would if he had a pussy. ~3 hours for paid subscribers.

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