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Natalie Sandoval's avatar

few realized but the bad bunny halftime show was an extended ad for the mamipill

Ancient Problemz's avatar

Better than peptides.

Cylinder_Unharmed's avatar

Respectfully, wtf did I just read? Are you in danger? Blink twice if you are in danger.

Simeon Sanchez's avatar

What universals are to be filtered out of these particulars? The story is halfway between a nightmare and a comedy. So it must be based on a true story. I have my own Filipina mami tradwife, and aspects of this account are very true, while others are very false. True in that the shoe collection has reached Imelda Marcos proportions. False in that Filipinas are the sheer opposite of hirsuteness. I get a clean house and good meals too (she's baking loaves of sourdough bread as I write.) Blessed as I am, I can't help seeing a moral here: we need a matchmaking service for white westerners frankly designating them an endangered species and promoting their pairing, their affection, their bonking frequency, and their sense of shared destiny. Amen. By the by, this is NICELY written.

Celeste's avatar

WHY CHICKEN TENDERS LMAO

Ancient Problemz's avatar

My wife is a little mami and she loves chicken tenders.